Dear André 3000… Where The Hell Are You??

I have four hounds living in my house. Their names are Gypsy, Turtledove, Nipsey Russell, and Candace. They are all brown and white with thick woolly legs and teeth the color of popcorn flavored Jelly Bellies. They are very adept at pooping, biting, and, most of all, finding things. I have these search dogs just living in my house… I don’t know where they came from… but, seriously, no joke, I am more than fully prepared to unleash them out into the wild to figure out where the hell you are. Let me tell you a story, Dré— it’s Christmas Eve and I’m working the last minute holiday rush at the Borders bookstore in the mall. I’m tired, I’m cranky, I’m missing out on those peanut butter cookies with the Hershey kiss in the middle that my grandma always makes, and I’ve got idiot customers giving me grief and yanking my chain. I ease my yuletide sorrows by purchasing two CDs for myself, a last minute Christmas present to yours truly. What were they? That weird Beatles Circque du Soleil soundtrack and Stankonia When I talk to old and decrepit people like my father about modern music, I usually compare Radiohead to The Beatles… the only band we’ve got nowadays that, when they put out a new record, it’s a mild cultural event and always an immense creative statement. The truth, though, is that Radiohead are The Beatles for alternative music junkies… OutKast is The Beatles for everybody. I’m sure you don’t need to be reminded how many people had “Hey Ya!” stuck in their heads when it first came out, how it managed to get played on every damn radio station. (I’m pretty sure even My Prairie Home Companion away from declaring popular music officially dead for the last decade or so? I’m not being hyperbolic when I tell you that I’ve scooped up pieces of cat poop with more creative flair than every Rihanna single since “Umbrella”. Is it too much to ask for an actual artist, a professional, a grown-up to take the reins back from these overproduced mannequins? I’m getting away from my point, so I’ll wrap this letter up by saying Dré, the music industry needs you. If not for sales figures, than certainly artistic credibility. I need to be humming the same song as the seventeen-year-old twerp working at 7-11, because if I have to overhear any more of that cretinous La Roux or Katy Perry garbage, I’m going to go completely Mickey & Mallory.

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Dear André 3000… Where The Hell Are You??
Dear André 3000… Where The Hell Are You??

I know you're not dead. Well, maybe 2Pac or Marlon Brando in Superman Returns dead, but certainly not actually dead, because I've heard you rhyming on other people's tunes—John Legend, Ciara, Ke$ha, Beyonce, Johnny Flamingo and the Innocuous Tampons.



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Many great local artists will also be performing, including Barry Likumahua Projects, The Groove, Gugun and The blues Shelter, Superman is Dead, The Trees and The Wild, Pee Wee Gaskin, and Saint Loco, just to name a few. If you're interested,



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My son would like to watch Blue Bloods with me, so he has asked me to be quick with my blog post today. How can I be quick though when I have some momentous news to share with you guys. This news is so good, so huge, so important, that I can’t just be quick about it. I need to savour the moment and enjoy the telling. I need to fully express my feelings and convey my excitement. Plus, anyway, I really enjoy writing my blog so Joel (and Blue Bloods) will just have to wait.

To be honest, it won’t take long to tell you what I want to tell you, so I will also update you on my ‘yard project day two’. I’m sure you are all desperate to know what’s happened haha.

So, the main news. Well (as ever) the clue is in the title of the post, today’s being, “Superman is dead.” People of the blog-osphere, I am very happy to tell you, so very pleased to report, that as of yesterday (although I only found out today) I am no longer ‘super morbidly obese’. Yes my friends, you heard it here first, Paul (aka Kracker) Bentley is no longer a super morbid man. He’s left that team, he’s served his time and given notice that he will NEVER return. You see, with a new and improved BMI of 49.8 (yes I know it’s still horrendous but it’s dropping) Mr B is now a fully fledged member of the ‘morbidly obese’ club. Okay enough of the writing in the third person, I can’t remember who is speaking.

Guys, my BMI has dropped from 51 (super morbid) to 49.8 (morbid) and I am totally, as we say in Liverpool, ‘made up’. Look I’m not stupid, I know it’s only (in the grand scheme of things) a tiny drop in BMI, but, that’s not the point! The point is this, I know belong to a whole new classification and for the first time (like forever) it’s a classification in the right direction, namely, DOWNWARDS !! I’ve got a long way to go until I hit the next classification, ‘severely’ (39), but hey, this aint’ no 100 metre sprint I’m running. No way people, I’m in this for the long-haul. It’s taken me 42 years to get to this obese state, I can live with it taking me a few years until I’m just ‘overweight’ (26-29), or, ‘ideal’ (19-25). To be honest, I’m not sure I will ever hit ‘ideal’ or if I even want too. The upper range of ‘ideal’ for me, works out to be 182lbs (13st). I think if I hit that I would look too thin. What do you think?


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